Nicole Richie is Captain Obvious’ lanky cousin.
July 31st, 2007Nicole Richie has confirmed she is pregnant to Diane Sawyer, as there is nothing quite like telling the world your pregnant through a smug middle aged bitch who is judging you with her botox.
This is no news to me, you, your mother, your mothers friends or your slut grandma. Seriously Nicole Richie this is about as shocking to the world as Britney Spears rolling in a urine drenched Versace dress screaming "Momma look! Momma look at Brit! Brit is a big girl now!!!" That kid is going to pop out of her phillange an undernourished prison lord. I'm going to turn up to her baby shower with the hugest basket of fruit you've ever seen then force feed her until she can't vomit it back up any more. It's for the bebe!
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