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New York is one crazy fucking dude.

March 13th, 2007

Here’s a quote from the latest interview with New York in Blender magazine. Disappointingly, at no point during this interview did Blender ask her how big her manhood was, that said it’s almost certainly bigger than mine, her adams apple says it all.

Blender: Are you a genius?
New York: Yes, because, I have a third eye and I can see the future.
Blender: What’s in your future, New York?
New York: My third eye says I am going to meet my soulmate in four years. He’s coming from a warm climate. He is taller than me, nice build. He has large feet. and he’s going to make me very happy.

Everything made sense until the large feet part, now that is just some straight up crack shit! I think she’s basically saying she wants a tall black dude with a huge cock and that is not a surprise since she is one ghetto skank. I wonder if the fact she has a third eye which makes her see into the future also means she has a third ball that can make her see into the past? How exactly does having three eyes make you a genius rather than a freak though? Make some sense, tranny!
New York and Salamimi should hook up and record an album in which they write what they think. They wouldn’t even have to translate it into mandarin cause that shit would not make sense in any earth language. The only words you’d understand would be “Cock”, “Straight up shit bitch!” and “Toni Braxton”.