My soul weeps for Lindsay Lohan.
May 10th, 2007
Lindsay Lohan’s attorney has put an interesting spin on the pictures of her snorting cocaine in a toilet stall sold to UK tabloids by ‘friends’ of the actress.
Mike Heller has weighed in to the scandal to reprimand friends who he feels must have sold the images to the News of The World. Heller refuses to confirm the shots show Lohan snorting cocaine, stating, “This just goes to show how hard it is to be Lindsay Lohan, who’s even denied her privacy in the sacred confines of a ladies’-room stall and then must fend off the slings and arrows of false allegation.
Oh god, It must be so hard being Lindsay Lohan! I can’t imagine how difficult it is for her to collect $10m for lazy acting and then having to blow it all on cocaine and booze whilst getting away with lying to the world on a regular basis just because she used to be pretty about three years back. It is almost like being an impoverished orphan in Africa, nay it’s actually worse because there’s no hope in hell of getting Angelina Jolie breast nuzzlage when your Lindsay Lohan, whilst the odds for African orphans are actually pretty peachy. Plus, they don’t need no expensive cocaine to stay trim. Don’t worry, i’ve booked a nice timeshare in hell.
May 16th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
LIndsay Lohan…MAXIM hottest woman? I think that was the braille issue…
Poor Lindsay. It must be tough.