It’s going to be better than I Know Who Killed Me.

Lindsay Lohan has inspired a new porn film with her recent bad behavior-’Lindsay HoHand: Get Out Of My Fucking Way’ will be released in October.

Pooe Paulina James stars as the project’s lead character, a “pop princess who can’t seem to stop getting in trouble”. When the Lindsay-inspired character is pulled over by police for driving under the influence, she comes up with ever inventive ways of avoiding being charged.

This movie is going to be some seriously deep and emotional viewing. Nothing touches a nerve quite like "based upon true events". Except instead of seeing a middle aged woman weep into a rose as she passes away from a rare type of eye cancer, we will be seeing Lindsay Lohan giving head to get out of all of those other DUIs. Really, I am surprised Lindsay herself hasn't auditioned for the role. She probably did but passed out on booze and coke halfway through her over-the-bonnet scene, so it was given to Pooe P James instead. I'm sure this Pooe P will give the role her all of heart, soul, and undoubtedly loose vagina.

I am placing my order with Amazon right now.

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