Lindsay Lohan is confusing.

Is it just me, or is Lindsay Lohan starting to get hot again?

I know. It's wrong. I'm a bad person. Blah blah blah. My penis will fall off. Blah Blah. Who gives, look at her! She looks mighty fine!

Granted she also looks 29, but fuck I don't care, it's not like anyones interested in a lifelong commitment on that front. Once she burns your penis off with her dangerous vagina, and once shes made you do her in the dark side, then you then have the joy of meeting the parents! If you survive Michael Lohan without decapitation or a photoshoot then you've got to face Dinah, and fuck knows if you can make it through Christmas dinner with her drunkenly molesting your now-rotting peepee then you entirely deserve a spot in the Lohan family with the perpetual hell of Lindsay Lohan as your life partner.

Remember back in the day when The Osbournes seemed crazy? Now we have the Lohans and the Spears family practically prepping for a dance off for biggest bag of WRECK. I've put down 12 cheetos on the Spearses. Britney is a force of nature.

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