Lindsay Lohan is a rocket popsicle.
Lindsay Lohan seeking attention is nothing new. But Lindsay Lohan morphing into a giant rocket lolly is definitely something new and actually something incredibly exciting.
This might be the most awesome thing to happen to Lindsay Lohan since that time Julia Roberts didn't spit at her! Or that time where she actually beat Jessica Simpson in an US Weekly popularity poll. Holy fucking shit that was an awesome day. Tears of joy smudged the ink from pages 23-38, which was fortunate because it fixed Paris Hilton's wonkeye on page 33.
I am so glad Lindsay Lohan has a legitimate claim to fame now, being a phallic ice product is about 80 times cooler than being a shitty teen actress. And being a shitty teen actress is about 400 times cooler than being a blogger. I make myself weep with these realizations. Don't look at me, I don't want to be seen like this.
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I still love her even though she is a drunkard and fling espert!!
ahahaha! I think those photographers would still be chasing her even if she WASN’T famous. That dress is to heinous to NOT be shared with the world!