Lindsay Lohan ARRESTED for coke and DUI.
Lindsay Lohan has been arrested for drink driving and possession of cocaine. Despite the fact girlfriend has been to rehab and has been wearing a booze detector bracelet.
There is no hope for her! But i'll let you into a secret, i've been injecting her with booze in her sleep haha! I will ruin her for stealing my film glory in Just My Luck! I was originally cast as her character but the producers didn't think it would work out around the time she gave them a handjob. Her lawyer slut spokesperson said the following.
"Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease. Since Lindsay transitioned to outpatient care, she has been monitored on a SCRAM bracelet and tested daily in order to support her sobriety. Throughout this period, I have received timely and accurate reports from the testing companies. Unfortunately, late yesterday I was informed that Lindsay had relapsed. The bracelet has now been removed. She is safe, out of custody and presently receiving medical care."
Yeah you know i'd feel a lot worse for Lindsay Lohan if i knew she wouldn't stab me for suggesting she's not the greatest person in history. Bitch is nasty and concieted but you can't blame her with White Oprah as her mother. Actually, yes you can, my mother is a crackwhore who eats roaches and my dad is in a state prison and i turned out just fine! Aside from the nervous twitching and chronic masturbating that is. I am going to repeatedly fling books of educational value at Lindsay Lohans vagina until she wises the fuck up!
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