Mr Jude Law was reported to have attacked a photographer, who wasn't even taking any pictures might I add, before attending the GQ Man of the Year awards. Shockingly he was only presenting an award. I mean he's so perfect looking. For example, look how mean he looks here. Almost like he's acting or just got arrested, which brings me back to the real story.

Jude found his way to Marylebone police station at some point after probably getting trashed on tea and soggy finger sandwiches where he turned himself in. Is it really a huge crime to attack the paparazzi that the guilt gets a pansy like Jude Law to turn himself in? Apparently but I was certain it was otherwise. Well wether it's guilt worthy or not, it is still a crime and Jude may have to face the music with some real life jail time.

He was released on bail but will need to return to court in October for a celebrity style trial. The tickets go on sale in 2 weeks but I'll be selling counterfeits for twice the price a week early for anyone who's interested. As for the outcome, I'd say he shouldn't be scared, but he's no Paris Hilton. Time to wish he hadn't called that guy a pedophile who was only interested in your children before bonking him over the head.

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