Cashmere is softness. Cashmere is luxurious. Cashmere is irresistible. Cashmere is now in a bathroom tissue. And that bathroom tissue is seen modelled at the Atonement Premiere in London on Keira Knightley. But Keira, we have just one question. Who are you wearing?

Oh it's an original piece by some new unknown but soon to be famous designer. I can't think of her name just now, but I'm sure she'll be important one day and be glad that I remembered her.

Thank you Keira. That was very informative. Anyway I did the research. Before the premiere, miss Knightley made her way from her neighbour's best friend's cousin's wedding shower where a 7 year old drew the short straw and was left in charge of making this toilet paper wedding dress. Heck, I'm practically related to this girl through the 6 degrees of separation.

Now I have to compliment Keira on her practical if not interesting fashion sense. Had she gone out in a figure hugging garment she'd turn invisible when she turned sideways. In this stick out like a sore thumb piece, she certainly stands out in the crowd and that is a celebrity's first job. We could learn a thing or two from this one.

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