J.Lo is a deadly chicken from outer space.

It may be unusual for Jennifer Lopez to cover up, and maybe that’s why when it calls for layers, she get’s a little confused.

Somewhere just south of the Mexican border, Marc Anthony is pinning down chickens with a twinkle of rage in his eye and pair of shears in his hands. Somewhere in space, a race of chickens are planning their invasion of earth to integrate their new queen into their colony. And somewhere in my pants, my penis has gone north for winter again but it’s spring thanks j.lo

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