NEWSFLASH: Jessica Simpson is NOT dressed like a tranny.
June 16th, 2007Jessica Simpson and "Attention Seeking Whore" are two phrases that tend to gel well together both on paper and in spoken exchanges. When Jessica Simpson steps out of her front door she has to look like Ru Paul's embarrasing protégé or she simply shall not dame to be photographed by meagre paps. So, upon seeing Jessica Simpson dressing in jeans and a tshirt I was immediately suspicious. I decided to do the sensible thing and grab a rosary for starters. 
Armed with my rosary I began my long adventure around this image to spot the one thing i'm sure she would fuck this kind of normality up with - some big fugly bag she's selling her wares from. Nope. Nada. No elephant bag, just a normal messenger bag slung across her shoulder. Even a cap to cover her hair up. By this stage I'm of course quite upset and distressed. I don't like my normality to be disturbed by change, and this whole Jessica Simpson not looking like she's going to eat you and save your genitals for her collection lark is hard for my mind to process.
I can guarantee you that she will undo the good she's done here within a week by stepping out in platforms and wearing some form of odd pubic hair on her hair.
Celebrities tend to lure you into this sense of security then tear you up.
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