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Jessica Simpson makes for a hot arab.

February 4th, 2007

In an unfortunate turn of events, Jessica Simpson wondered into the sun last week and emerged alive. A friend close to Simpson, Coco the Clown, said that she was “doing fine” and would be “back to her old self in no time.”

Despite being a scientist trained in sunology I have no real explanation for her survival, I can however say that she now makes airport officials nervous and is a mention of Mohammed away from arrest.