Jenny McCarthy has a cup of tea & maybe some biscuits with her ovaries.

March 29th, 2007

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Jenny McCarthy is blonde and therefore quite slow and obviously very loose, but apparently she might be more special than slow as she has revealed that her ovaries speak to her.

“I was adamant about not having any more and then for some reason, in the past few months, the eggs in my ovaries have been talking to me, screaming at me, that they’re dying at a very fast rate. I go back and forth and back and forth.”

FOX is totally going to commission The Ovary Whisperer in the next two days, where Jenny McCarthy sticks her head up peoples Vaginas to have a little chit-chat with some dying eggs. Of course it would be followed by ‘Jim Carrey: If I Did It’ . Although the truth of the matter is Jenny McCarthy keeps sea monkeys and believes them to be her ovaries because she is so very close to total mental retardation. You know that the possibility of Jenny McCarthy telling her seamonkeys to “stop screaming at her” is real, do not lie to yourself!

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One Response to “Jenny McCarthy has a cup of tea & maybe some biscuits with her ovaries.”

  1. patrickstar Says:

    meh, her kid is getting older and she has forgotten what it’s like to be pregnant and have a newborn..either that or she is hinting to jim carrey that she may forget to take her pill and SURPRISE…eww..

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