Jennifer Garner has movies to promote.
Jennifer Garner is kind of like a beautiful vacation. She is the special present you only get once or twice a year, those times being when she has a movie to hawk. Luckily, she has three to hawk this year and this has attributed to a general improvement of my mental stability.
What the hell is up with Marie Claire covers though. God Damn theres a lot of writing. You must have to have a vagina to decipher magazine covers like that because my testosterone rejects it. I saw an old lady spit her gum out on a Marie Claire once. Dirty bitch. We hooked up afterwards. I think she was a dentist.
Anyway, back to Jennifer Garner selling movies. Her latest one is called The Kingdom which opens in like a fortnight. It's basically going to be awesome and a movie i'd probably never watch without Jennifer Garner. Seriously, if Kate Beckinsale was cast in this shit I wouldn't even buy the $3 DVD as a valentines day gift to myself. In other news, Jen Garn also stars in the critical favourite from this years Toronto Film Festival, Juno, for which theres already talk about her getting a Best Supporting Actress nomination. That shit would be intense, she'd be up against Britney Spears as a trainwreck, Lindsay Lohan as a victim of her environment and Mariah Carey as a fat sausage.
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