Jennifer Garner is woman of the year.

A glimmering Jennifer Garner honours Glamour magazine as covergirl for their "Woman of the Year" issue. I guess being woman of the year is just another title for incredibly awesome woman of incredible awesomeness. Women have funky ways of wording things you know.

Once when I beat up an old lady and stole her purse for condoms and stuff, she called me a "Fucking motherfucker" and I know she didn't mean that, because shes old, and a lady. It's like when women speak theres an undecipherable gulf between the sexes because men just dont understand and women think we dont listen.

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