Jennifer Garner is the new face of Neutrogena
June 22nd, 2007Too much Paris Hilton makes me want to pour acid on my face just so I don't have to see or hear her any more. Too little Jennifer Garner makes me equally upset, except with less emphasis on acid burning of faces. Anyway, good news then that Pidgeon Hilton is still in jail and that Jennifer Garner is now the new spokeswoman for Neutrogena. Garner has pocketed over $1m for the deal which ends December 08. This is a beautiful win win situation for everyone involved, and as promised I will now send every Neutrogena executive a teeny-weeny tub of my jizz as a thank you.
Here is a video of Garner filming her new commercial. Hot.



June 23rd, 2007 at 1:09 pm
I miss Alias
June 23rd, 2007 at 4:56 pm
I miss Alias too
=’(
June 25th, 2007 at 5:47 pm
Naturally, a perfect fit. Life goes on from Alias. Hope to see more babies!