Jennifer Garner is a cover girl.
March 9th, 2007
Jennifer Garner graces the cover of this months Marie Claire UK with her hotness, and The Deli has a preview of the spread for y’all. The full spread has some really fantastic pics of Garner. Buy it.
And here is Jennifer waiting for me to ravish her with my equally pouty lips. She totally is wishing she had my lips here, but there is not enough collagen in this hemisphere for that shit, and that is solid fact!
JG, Wai u so POUTYLICIOUS?
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um this chick is fugly. am i really the only who thinks so??
yes, please die.
i luv her. i think she’s really beautiful and talented.
Garner = fug
This chick looks like a dude in drag.
Maybe they should put this on the cover,
EW! Gross!
any guy who thinks this supposed woman is hot, is a closet queer.
I love her so much. She was my favourite female TV star while she was on Alias.
dirtybubble
Mar 9th, 2007 at 6:19 pm
“any guy who thinks this supposed woman is hot, is a closet queer.”
Any guy who claims that guys who like Jennifer Garner are “gay” is an idiot and a jackass.
oh dear, did someone have his sense of manhood threatened?? tisk tisk.
watch out for that sudden impact in your asshole..closet queer!
I’m not gay (not that there’s anything wrong with that) but I found Jennifer Garner very attractive and sexy.
It’s those people who keep on saying that Jennifer is ugly and those who found her attractive are queers have issues in their minds. Definitely they are the one who didn’t know their sexuality and mental stability.
She’s not ugly, just not pretty. Kind of like Sandra Bernhard’s slightly more attractive sister.
If by slightly attractive you mean more attractive in every possible way by like, 400 times, then yes, she is Sandra Bernhard’s slightly more attractive sister.
If not, then join the please die club
She’s fug.
Fuck you Deli Llama.
lawl tyrone
dirtybubble
Mar 9th, 2007 at 9:19 pm
“oh dear, did someone have his sense of manhood threatened?? tisk tisk.”
You just proved me right again, you foul-mouthed idiot.
I also agree with this guy here (paraphrased below):
mark
Mar 9th, 2007 at 10:02 pm
“It’s those people who keep on saying that Jennifer is ugly and (calling) those who found her attractive…queers (who) have issues in their minds. Definitely they are the one(s) who (don’t) know their sexuality and mental stability.”
That said, I’m straight and I love Jennifer Garner, a talented actress and a beautiful woman, and anyone stupid enough to say otherwise about her or her male fans really need to get their heads examined.
;] fs
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I dunno. I think she’s pretty. I also think that a lot of people are saying she’s not to make up for their own insecurities….