Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant.

Well i mean, fuck.

 I am now hotly tipping Lynne Spears' planned book on mothering to be the biggest seller of 2008. I mean there are mothers across America who want their daughters to be better candidates for state benefits, and nothing says pathetic loser like two kids named after soda products on your arms.

It would be so easy to blame Britney for this corruption, and i think we definitely should. Blaming Britney is so 05, 06, 07 and 08!

They should send these kids to Joy Behar, you'd be sure she'd suck all the life out of their rebellious vaginas and mould them into shrivelled old prudes like her own and that of her friends.

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