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Horseteeth should watch her back!

July 24th, 2007

Hillary Duff pulled a diva turn in Richmond last week, and made two nine year olds cry.
Hilary Duff is a horse.

Hillary was approached two 9-year-old girls arrived carrying posters and T-shirts and hoping for autographs while dining at Pier 36 Seafood and Oyster bar. “On their way out, the owner asked if Hilary would sign a menu for her daughter and she did,” says a spywitness. But when the youngsters approached, the source says, “[Hilary] said, ‘I don’t really get to spend a lot of time with my family; sorry’ and walked out the door.
“She made one of the little girls cry.”

I can't blame Hilary for not wanting to give autographs, I mean having to dip your hooves in ink is such an inconvenience when it comes to wearing expensive clothes. She's going to get hoof prints all over her suede saddle!

I just wanted to remind her that she is, by her very nature, a horse - and even though she has tricked us into letting her away with it by sawing down her teeth, we can pull that rug from right out under her any time she prances with that head too high!

Like, I could get it if a creepy thirty five year old approached her for her autograph when out for a meal, but you give kids the time of day ho, especially when they are the only people buying your shit! You better get back to the stable. horsery…i'm officially pulling sugarcubes from your diet and that is not an idle threat! 

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  1. July 28th, 2007 at 02:54 | #1

    Amen to that. There’s always time for fans, especially if they’re little kids.

    Take the “R”, “S”, and “E” out of horse, and you’ve got a perfect description of her.

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