Hilary Duff is a Fierce Little Pony!
I can't really call Hilary Duff a pony any more because she grew into that horse mouth or she chipped those teeth down on Joel Madden or somethin, but i just like imagining her as a pony forever now. You don't see people calling Hilary Swank a woman now because we all think she's a dude after Boys Don't Cry! These things stick. And the small fact she is almost 100% definitely carrying a nutsack also contributes. Anyway onto the goss.
Hilary was recently interviewed for some trash magazine called Seventeen which basically teaches 14 year olds how to dress like hookers and lose their lard in time for gym class. In it she commented on Joel Madden. Bitch said she was surprised at how quickly he moved on because she didn't realize he was such a douchebag (okay she didnt say douchebag but thats what she was thinking) and then she dropped this gem about Nicole Richie
On Joel dating Nicole Richie:
“With the amount of time that we had invested in each other, I felt disrespected that he moved on so quickly…But some people don’t want to deal with how they feel, so they cover it up. Rebound! I shouldn’t say that. You know what, though? Now I don’t care.”
Rebound? She knows Nicole is knocked up with his baby douche right? "Rebound!" Bwaha that was completely wanton and i revelled in it! Hilary should drop-kick Nicole in the tummy. Keep your shit together, I meant after she's popped! Look at her trying to be all over it. We know you have a plan of the Madden/Richie household and your going to go in Sydney Bristow style with Haylie (although Haylie will be Dixon OBV because shes the sidekick and her huge ass nose would set off all kinds of crazy alarms and probably butt-rape Joel in his slumber) to plant secret cameras and ruin their lives!
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