Heidi Montag’s every day life.
August 26th, 2007Hi, Im Heidi Montag. And today I woke up, looked in the mirror and cried a tear of joy. Afterwards i masturbated. Spencer seems to spend more time looking at himself than me, but that's okay because we have an understanding relationship. We are different people with different interests, and if his happens to be male to male sex then who am I to judge that? Anyway. Four hours later and I was finally ready to go out! Yay! I love going out. But just before I went out I called my friends at the paparazzi. Like, only one agency picked up because Britney Spears was eating a BBQ steak in west hollywood, but yay for me! I am an exceptionally good actress as is demonstrated in TV's The Hills, and so I put my acting skills into practice here. Look how natural I look! And I made sure my my message got across with this subtle dig at a tabloid who made fun of me. They'll think twice about doing that again after this thats for sure!
After I came home I was pooped! So I took out my Lauren Conrad effigy, set fire to it then drifted off in my jacuzzi. My Jacuzzi is sponsored by Whirly Whirly Jacuzzi Baths. My Masurbation pleasure is sponsored by Rampant Rabbit Dildos. My Lauren Conrad effigy is sponsored by Christians of America. My everything else is sponsored by MTV.
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August 26th, 2007 at 10:40 am
sounds like a fun day…but, does anybody really pierce their bellybuttons anymore?