Heather Mills has reportedly signed on to Dancing With the Stars to the joy of the Society of Handicapped Skank Troll Bitches, who called the desicion to let Mills dance to be a “breakthough for the nasty, selfish, uncouth handicapped population” of the world. The SOHSTB claimed that nasty handicapped people were sorely under-represented in the media.

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Sir Paul McCartney’s estranged wife Heather Mills has confirmed she will appear on TV show Dancing With The Stars - despite denying any involvement with the show earlier this month. Mills will take to the ice alongside singer Billy Ray Cyrus and former N’Sync star Joey Fatone, and will be the first contestant to dance with an artificial limb. Her spokesperson hopes the experience will help distract Mills from her split from the former Beatle in May last year. Phil Hall, Mills’ spokesperson, says, “It’s something that might take her mind off some of the difficulties she’s been having. She’s doing it because she loves dancing, always has, enjoys a challenge and sees this as a combination of both.” Hall adds Mills’ participation is “nothing to do with the money” adding, “It’s just to do with he challenge and fun of it.” The show begins on March 19 in the US.

Yeah this bitch sees that McCartney’s lawyer is going to take everything away from her including that souped out devil-leg she has! She needs this dough bad right now! Right now, the professional dancers at ABC are all saying their prayers. I’m sorry but if Heather Mills can’t handle being thrown down stairs by Jennifer Lopez then how is her leg going to stay on for dancing? I am so watching this season so i can freeze frame the moment when her leg falls off. Yes I am going to hell.

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