Haylie Duff’s fake tits are a welcome distraction.
July 26th, 2007
Haylie Duff has randy tits. Look at those funky monkeys, they have more stretch marks than Al Reynolds' asshole! Actually, if these are fake they are not too bad because they aren't up to her chin, quiet a feat considering her chin has a landing strip and every major fast food franchise on it.
I'd like to take this opportunity to thank Haylie for at least trying to draw the eye away from her face. Any effort on this front will always be appreciated Haylie, and in future i suggest strapping a hundred vibrators to a dress and having a flag emerging from your vagina. This will almost certainly keep the line of sight where it should be
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