Halle Berry’s breasts try and sell me her movie.
March 29th, 2007
Halle Berry gets her tatas out to try and hawk me her new movie, Perfect Stranger. If Perfect Stranger is an hour and a half of Halle Berry’s breasts then count me in, but if she actually want’s me to legitimately sit through one of her movies where her breasts are not the sole focus of all reasonable attention then the ho is straight up crazy and should take her meds, because I’m still wondering how i’m not dead after watching Catwoman. The voice on the phone said seven days! I am almost certain that people who meet her just slap her for talking. Lol @ Halle Berry for thinking she is allowed to talk, dumb bitch!
October 14th, 2007 at 4:41 am
SWORDFISH offers up her greatest cleavage footage plus the now famous patio scene
where she’s finally topless. I was disappointed with the nudity from her in MONSTER
BALL. Everything was from a distance. I was more sexual aroused with the shabby
pullover top she was wearing when Billy Ray Thornton tracks her down on that deserted
backroad right before they have sex. The outline of her breasts with nipples ablazing
might’ve been better if she had fallen into a swamp beforehand.