Gwyneth Paltrow uses snake venom to stay evil.
Gwyneth Paltrow uses snake venom ingredients in a mosturizer to help keep her face looking boring and stiff it has been claimed. She probably milks her very own snake fangs into a tub of lard and rubs that shit in.
The Oscar-winning actress swears by an anti-wrinkle skin cream made from serpent poison to keep her skin looking young and vibrant. Gwyneth is said to regularly visit the Beverly Hills Sonya Dakar Skin Clinic where she buys a wide range of Ultra Lux 9 products - including one cream which contains the venom.A source told the New York Post newspaper: "It's not Botox.""It is just a cream that has the venom of a snake in it. The cream is part of the facial treatments available at the spa."
I don't get why people keep referring to her as 'The Oscar winning actress' because I believe 'Skanktroll she-demon' is a more contemporary description. I wouldn't be surprised if she mosturizers her meaty lips with pure spider baby juice. Satan sends her a beauty basket once a month. God, I hate Gwyneth Paltrow. I liked Sliding Doors though. Probably just because of the different hairstyles and the Aqua song though. Don't judge me it was a gay year for me.
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