Gwenny Paltrow probably keeps her Oscar in her cooter.
July 30th, 2007
I really hate Americans and I hate fat geeks even more. Seriously why don't you fat bastards get a life and lose some weight! Look at you, how the christ are you going to get laid if you cum in your pants at a fucking movie trailer! God I hate you all you pathetic sacks of shit!
Just kidding, but that's what she was thinking and don't pretend it wasn't. God she is just such a boring ass bitch! Look at that pic! She is judging you with her eyes and has her Oscar stored in her vadge in case the occasion calls for it. Like when your having a conversation about global warming and Gwyneth Paltrow walks up and just pulls out her moist Oscar and is all like.
I am Oscar winner Gwyneth Paltrow and my opinion on global warming is that it is very bad news. I do enjoy debating it with my friends in England. My best friend, Madonna, is also against global warming and we are planning to have a jamming session in which we record some tracks for our own global warming record.
Then she puts the oscar away and just walks off and pulls it out again and is all like
I am Oscar winner Gwyneth Paltrow and my opinion on cocktail sausages is that they are very bad news. I hate all pork based products as they have pig in them, and killing pigs is very bad. My friend Stella McCartney and I are planning to hold a fashion show in which we protest cocktail sausages and poor treatment of pigs.
Bitch rinses and repeats until her Oscar has gotten her off and someone has slapped her in the face. Probably Jerry Hall because she is angry that way.
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