That's right. There is hope ladies. George Clooney was seen at the Venice and Deauville film festivals with a new brunette beauty on his arm. They were even seen getting down and dirty at the afterparty for his upcoming film, Michael Clayton, at the Hotel Cipriani in Venice. But who is this new fling of his?

She was identified as 28-year-old Sarah Larson. They met at the “Ocean’s Thirteen” premiere at the Palms on June 6, and have been practically inseparable since. But get this. Apparently she's a cocktail waitress at Las Vegas's Palms Casino Resort, and a former contestant on Fear Factor. That's like being a sick kid waiting to make my wish. All of us petty normal people have a chance at sleeping with celebrities.

There is a slight obstacle keeping us from him though. Yes, it's that Sarah bitch. I know that was underhanded. Especially seeing as all of Georgie's (that was eerie. I'll stop calling him that) friends generally like her and claim she's really nice. Uh, hello. He's introducing her to his friends.

Does this mean he's finally ready to hang up the bachelor status and settle down? I genuinely hope not. That would take the world's sexiest bachelor off the market and then who would we be stuck with? Well I suppose I can always have an affair with Brad Pitt and swipe him from Angelina Jolie like she did to Jennifer Aniston.

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