Dignity and Beauty.
September 17th, 2007
Heidi Montag is introducing her friend Fat Carrot as the one and only person on earth who is a bigger douchebag than her. Fat Carrot is looking at Heidis mouth to see if there's any food stuck to her teeth he can hoarde. That chick on the right has the good game plan. At that party you're going to need some stronger shit than just whisky to see the night through, your going to need fucking nail varnish remover and a magnum.
Someone should just fire up the coals and stick an apple in Perez's mouth already. Damn that piglet could solve all of Africas food problems for at least 8 years.
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