Did something happen to Owen Wilson?
August 30th, 2007
I'm going with yes and i'm guessing that he bought a new lawnmower which isn't giving his lawns the cut he was looking for.
Dude, OK! Magazine doesn't even care about you, they gave you second place to Katie Holmes' legs. Stick with People, your head is the size of your US Weekly and OK heads combined on that cover. Plus they really brought out your eyes. Definitely sell your story on to People because they will make you look like a victim. US weekly is all like "Hey, Owen Wilson, how dare you sully Kate Hudson with your suicidal personality!" People totally understands you as a person man. They are on your wavelength brah.
Tabloid Most Understanding of Drug Related Suicidal Anguish of the Week Award goes to…People!
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