Cliff Richard has an outrageous smelling twat, no doubt about it.
June 22nd, 2007Remember that time when Cliff Richard failed at the internet? No? Ahh that'd be because its currently in the process of happening right now. P.S his twat is total raunch.
British singer Cliff Richard has developed his own domain name, allowing fans to send e-mails from personalized Cliff addresses. The veteran crooner's website, MyCliff, took over a year to develop and boasts more e-mail features like webmail, bigger storage and spam protection.
It means fans of the Wired For Sound star can use his name or song titles as part of their email address.
Richard's spokesman says, "It's something the fans said they would like. It's providing a service."
So if you want, you can get a trixie_anne55@mycliff.com address for only $30 a year! That's only around $30 more than a gmail account! And with an amazing seventeen times the embarrassment ! What's not to love? Whoever gets a Mycliff email account has to email me motivational snippets at once, since I know your the kind of person who forwards me those generic things that tell me how beautiful my soul and spirit is - bitch please i know my insides are gorgeous! I do not need this to be re-iterated to me in an animated gif with doves! I kind of love those doves deep down and this whole Cliff email thing makes me vomit and smile inside at the same time.
Cliff Richard is going to get your mother to pay $30 for an email address, then he's going to sleep with her and pay her $50 to tell people he is still a virgin. Lock her up at once and tell her the internet is of no concern to her. It's really not her business being near a computer, you know.
June 27th, 2007 at 10:52 am
Cliff Richard email site is for those who want it I guess. I don’t know what you mean by he has an outrageous smelling twat.
June 27th, 2007 at 9:01 pm
His twat smells completely outrageous!
June 28th, 2007 at 12:16 pm
Don’t smell anymore outrageous than anyone else’s!
June 29th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
At least he is a clean twat.
July 1st, 2007 at 1:45 pm
this is true he douches fo sho
July 2nd, 2007 at 10:32 am
I don’t know whether he douches or not but he is clean as he is a good moral and clean living person. And he is a Christian.
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August 14th, 2007 at 4:58 pm
Well im only smelling one twat here…Believe me its not Cliff’s
October 3rd, 2007 at 8:54 pm
Cliff Richard does not smell ( for I have smelt him) and he does not have a twat and you certainly couldn’t call his internet site a failure
But…. $30 for an e-mail account you’re right there that does STINK - even if Cliff himself is fragrant.
Still you gotta stump up.. I can afford it and don’t see where the embarrasment is. Embarrasment is fear of what others might think of you - how pathetic is that?!
Thumbsaloft Cliff
SirPaulMcCartney@mycliff.com
January 7th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
Cliff is not a virgin. He had an affair with a girl named Carol Costa when he was 20 (before he was a Christian). He is a good moral man NOW!