Celine Dion says something mildly paedophile-ish.
June 16th, 2007
Celine Dion is the hottest thing to happen to the world ever. I took a kayak, bitch, and I fucking loved it! Celine has a new French album of generic love songs out right now and so she is whoring it and her forthcoming English record to Elle Magazine in a way that only Celine could - by bigging herself up like the selfless soul that she is! You know i will be camping out with some lube and her greatest hits for the day that this shit is released.
On what she’s listening to: “Diva, from Annie Lennox, that’s my favorite album. From song one to the last, when I listen to it, I think it’s me. I can see myself onstage, wearing a short little-boy outfit, singing those songs. I have the whole scenario worked out. The show is already done.”
The idea of Celine Dion in a short little boy outfit stealing Annie Lennox's thunder is giving me a super hard boner right now. Is this wrong? Well only if it's wrong to imagine horses and little boys in sexual ways. Which it is. So thanks Celine for turning me into a bestiality loving paedophile.
September 24th, 2007 at 10:13 am
Annoe Lennox has always been Celine’s favorite.