Celine Dion is a top secret special agent.

CELINE DION is a beautiful goddess up in the sky singing from the clouds as we have all established on numerous occasions where she appears to be a goddess up in the sky singing from the clouds. Anyway, Celine has been busy and for her new record she has a music video now. I wet myself with excitement upon this news. Then my mind wondered and I went back to downloading porn.

JOWLY! Only Celine could incorporate dated pre-conceptions of technology into her videos. DOWNLOADING COMPLETE indeed! And the Ceasers Palace plug? Celine! You are a creative genius! Showing you breaking into Ceasers Palace whilst also appearing to be the entire security staff of Ceasers Palace is going to make business boom!  Ceasers Palace is clearly ran by a clone army ofCeline Dions and that is okay by me.

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