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Can Teri Hatcher send me back my $5.

August 15th, 2007

I'd like to ask Teri Hatcher to cover the happy meal i just threw up. It was rather good considering the shit I usually eat from that hellhole, I am far from impressed. Teri Hatcher is now advertising Badgley Mishcka and I think she just remortgaged her house to pay for the airbrushing. Bitch needs to remortgage her face too with a power sander and a boat load of rubber glue!

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Oh hallo thurr, I am Teri Hatcher and I appear to have dropped my youthful good looks into this fabulous and crystal swimming pool. Can u halp me find it? 

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She is definitely not Posh Beckham and should not try to make this happen because she will fail miserably and probably can't say MAHJAH.

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Who the fuck lies on a couch like this!? Oh wait Teri Hatcher is mentally impaired. I shouldn't make fun of disabled people.

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Here she is getting CRUNK with her gang bang buddies. Old grey on the right there has the biggest penis and I can guarantee that as fact! 

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  1. Joan
    August 17th, 2007 at 18:48 | #1

    You sound very jealous of Terri. Do you realize that EVERY magazine photo of EVERY celebrity is AIRBRUSHED, or are you really that naieve?.

    Hate on Terri all you want. She will laugh all the way to the bank with her no-doubt MILLIONS of dollare she will get for this job.

    Why can’t we just be happy for other people, instead of succombing to our base human desire to express jealousy?. Jealousy is a sign of an immature mind. Go out and achieve your own success, work toward your dreams, stop being cruel to other people and God will bless you with many good things.

    “Who the F— lies on a couch like that?; someone who’s been instructed by a photographer, who works for a client(Badgley/Mischka), who wants to tell a particular story with this fashion spread, that will appeal to a particular type of woman.

    Class dismissed.

  2. August 17th, 2007 at 19:59 | #2

    that was beautiful
    Im sure Teri Hatchers fucking ugly face will thank you for it when you roll up for your paycheque.

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