Britney’s new album gets super reviews.

In a cruel twist of fate, Britney Spears' first album in four years, BLACKOUT, has recieved rave reviews from critics who herald it as her best record to date. 

Britney wasn't available for comment as she was too busy being the biggest trainwreck this generation will ever see. However, her label Jive have shipped around a million copies of the record in its first week - suggesting they expect first week sales of about 400,000 copies. Which is still better than the last Christina Aguilera record. OH SNAP

Thats about 3,600 lines of coke for  Britney, people! But i don't blame you. I love this CD and I know I shouldn't. I wonder which gas station Britney is in right now. She's always topping up with gas because ho ho just drives all night to figure out how to get attention and make it even less likey that she wins custody. 

Shes like the crazy angry bi-polar aunt you wish you never had and didn't. 

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