Britney's wigs look like dead vagina hair and puffin shearings stitched together by a blind goat. But since Britney has a knack for offending peoples eyes it should come as no surprise that she enjoys showing off puffin vagina wigs.

However, X17, a paparazzi site whom is proving to be Spears' only media ally left, has published a pic of Spears without her wig and her hair is actually pretty cute. You know Britney is going to make zero effort to style it or anything because she blatantly does not enjoy looking attractive any more. She has a mission, and that mission involves twinkies, dog poop, and generous spreadings of fug.

 It's kind of like a low maintainence pet. For once, the face is fug and the hair is kind of cute. This sort of role-reversal is sure to confuse my tiny mind at least until Passions comes on and my brain resets back to retard.

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