Britney Spears runs over something or someone.
November 2nd, 2007
Britney Spears is possibly being called back to court after running over a policeman's foot or something.
Britney Spears ran over an L.A. County Sheriff deputy's foot as she left the L.A. County Courthouse after a custody hearing Friday, according to tmz.com. The Sheriff's Department has filed a "traffic collision complaint" and an "active investigation" is under way, the site reports.
Who cares any more. Fuck, the only possible thing Britney Spears has left to do to shock the public is come in to court sporting her natural hair, a black suit and heels with toned down makeup to make an earnest and whole-hearted apology and suggesting a suspension on her licence for the good of the public.
I wouldn't hold your breath for that scenario though. I think Tinkerbell Hilton is more likely to fulfil the above scenario than Britney Spears, hell Tinkerbell Hilton is more likely to complete the International Space Station construction entirely on her/his own than Britney Spears is to get her act together.
You know what they say about retarded dogs kept in handbags though don't you? They are geniuses, readers. Geniuses who will take our civilization inch by inch.
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