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Britney Spears Newest Member of MADD

September 28th, 2007

I, among numerous of other sane (or semi-sane anyway) people, haven't the slightest clue what has gotten into this girl. Personally I haven't had much respect for her to start with, but come on. How low can you go?

In Britney's case, pretty freakin' low. I'd comment on all the trouble she's been getting in recently but I won't for fear it will take up too much room and hope you've all been keeping track. I have another to add to this miserably long list of publicly celebrated issues. Britney was caught on film yet again, being…well Britney.

First a quick reminder. I'm sure we all remember that Britney is fighting a losing custody battle for her two young sons. And do you all remember the judge categorizing Britney somewhere along the line frequent drug and alcohol user. Then perhaps you remember the warning to stay clean or lose custody of the boys. Not that difficult seeing as she just got out of rehab right?

Wrong. Britney found herself as the recipient of a yummy looking margeurita…after she ordered it. it was hand delivered to her by her cousin, Alli…before getting into the passenger seat of her car. All of this being, of course, in front of about 50 paparazzi. Smart move. I have some good news. Britney did surprisingly make a smart move. She's not drinking and driving.

That's truly amazing. It almost seems like she's learning from her mistakes, which is one of life's major lessons. Live and learn. Bad news is Britney has yet to learn the laws of the state of California. One of these such laws prohibiting passengers from carrying open alcoholic beverages while in a moving vehicle. Real smart move.

Well at least she wasn't drinking and driving. I look forward to seeing wether or not she'll be sporting underwear for the photographing of her mugshots. That is all.