Britney Spears’ new single a smash hit.
September 30th, 2007Despite looking and acting like the lovechild of Marilyn Manson and a bipolar hyena, Britney Spears' new single 'Gimme More' has taken off in a huge way. After going to #68 in airplay alone, a format Spears has never been particularly popular on, shes finally released the track for digital download, and despite mass piracy of the track since airplay debut - it's on track to be the fastest selling digital download ever, beating Fergie's Fergalicious if she sells the projected 300,000 digital downloads, if all goes well, Spears will make the largest Billboard jump ever - from #68 to #1, which will be only her second US #1 after Baby One More Time. So i guess the only thing the American public enjoy more than an under aged schoolgirl is a troubled twenty five year old with dodgy hair extensions. HOT MESS is now a valuable commodity.
This should be an inspirational tale to all the crazy bloated twenty-somethings in the world. You too can have a #1 selling song, but it will be a long and winding road of head shaving, vagina flashing and shockingly embarrassing performances.
October 1st, 2007 at 7:01 am
[...] unknown wrote an interesting post today onHere’s a quick excerptDespite looking and acting like the lovechild of Marilyn Manson and a bipolar hyena, Britney Spears‘ new single ‘Gimme More’ has taken off in a huge way. After going to #68 in airplay alone, a format Spears has never been particularly … [...]