Britney Spears’ new lips don’t stop the crazy.

October 20th, 2007

Britney Spears recently had upper lip injections - I'd suspect because her top lip disappeared about four years ago and every time she smiles people fall over. Not of anything in particular, they just do. 

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Anyway, i've refrained on reporting on Britney largely because she's been a mess and everything she has done has been crazy. So nothing is surprising. Until now. Her face looks okay and her hair doesn't look rats tails. Her new single is a big hit and her new album has amazing tracks. Like she's totally crazy and definitely a mess - but positive news about Britney Spears is really all that surprises these days. I can guarantee she will counteract this all by getting new hair extensions which look disturbingly similar to reeds and she will start smearing McDonalds all over her face because theres just not enough acne there any more.

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With her self-destructive behaviour in such an extreme, its a miracle this CD is even getting a release.  She will have no doubt seriously dented sales potential with her crazy behaviour. But can the record still rack up solid sales? We'll see in two weeks time.

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2 Responses to “Britney Spears’ new lips don’t stop the crazy.”

  1. Erica Says:

    I thought she was very pretty,so why get bigger lips.I hope she’s done with messing up her face!

  2. Frank Says:

    She’s a worthless sack of sh*t. She should kill herself.

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