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Britney Spears is an alien from outer space

February 22nd, 2007

Britney has left rehab, again, after another 24 hours - allegedly due to the paparazzi hounding her. She then proceeded to go to Kevin Federlines house, getting no answer from his intercom, before making contact with the mothership through a can of Pepsi One.
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It’s seriously a sad day when a now-bald former pop princess gets denied access to her backup dancer’s home. Whats even more interesting is that the day after she was supposedly suicidal, Britney goes out looking like this. CNN reports that Kevin has called for an emergency hearing over the custody of their kids for this Thursday.
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Girl you are bringing the LOLZ and I’m trying so hard not to laugh. Why are you so crazy!? What is wrong with you!? Can someone just sedate her and then do some sort of therapy through her sleeping subconcious? Please in the name of god someone help her before she starts marrying teddy bears and trying to eat her way through concrete walls. Britney has become a bag of broken down crazy that Mariah could ony aspire to be! Seek Help, B!

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