Britney Spears’ career comeback is toast.
Britney Spears and her drooling beaver are going to be exposed in all their embarrasing glory next week when OK Magazine publishes the disastrous interview and photoshoot with Spears in which she basically pissed infront of everyone, kept touching her tits and vagina like a 5 year old, picked up dog shit with a Chanel dress and generally acted like the loony she is. It's beyond sad now because Brit Brit has been offered help time and again and her dumbass just refuses to listen to reason!
I guess this is what you get if you control a person for so long, they rebel and start picking up dog shit with their dress. I do feel kind of bad for her though because ho has had more pressure in the public eye than anyone else in Hollywood without a doubt. But bitch loves the attention.
In an exclusive statement to TMZ, OK! Editor-in-Chief Sarah Ivens said, "OK! Magazine spent a heartbreaking day with Britney Spears and witnessed first-hand an emotional cry for help that will leave you shocked and sad. This week, on newsstands Friday, the truth will be told."
As TMZ first reported, Britney had a complete and total meltdown during the interview and photo shoot. OK! was faced with a huge decision; to run the horrifying photos as is and risk ruining their relationship with Brit (and potentially her career), or run a sanitized — and untrue– article.
You have to feel a little sorry for the producers who handed their hottest tracks to Britney Spears, but then you realize that these same people are dumb sacks of shit for putting their best songs in the hands of someone who has become increasingly mentally retarded in recent weeks.
I actually have started a Britney Spears fanclub. There are only four members right now though and two of them just sit there rocking back and forward and the other two keep stabbing each other in the face. It's really fun times if you want to join just holla and i'll send you the welcome pack which is basically a sack of coke, a dog shit and some shears to trim off that nasty head of hair you've got. Mismatching clothes and cheetos can be purchased at a later time.
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