Britney Fugwatch: A Sorry Journey begins.
February 4th, 2007As hard as it is to believe, Fergie has more or less graduated from Fugwatch now. Her afflicted face seems to have slightly recovered - no doubt thanks to massively talented makeup artists. Lets not pop open any champagne, she still looks like my beat prostitute aunt, but there is a new threat of ug so great that Fugwatch had to prioritize.
Britney Spears, what the fuck do you think your doing?
We gave you like, two entire years of looking ugly and we justified it with your trash husband and unfortunate double pregnancy, but seriously there is no way that you can excuse looking like the angry batchild now that you are apparently attempting a musical comeback. Unless you are doing some sort of Bat Out of Hell spin-off with Meatloaf, in which case this is acceptable because you’ve just murdered your musical career anyway.
Really, Britney, we are trying hard here sweetie - give us something. We know you’ve got it in you!
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