Brad is slow.
June 19th, 2007
Angelina Jolie just can't keep those gorgeous beestung vagina flaps of her shut! Once you start the ho you can't stop her, and in yet another interview about her family that was supposed to be about her new movie, Brad Pitt gets a word in edgeways and It wasn't pretty.
On having more children: “We want to have as big a family as we can. Our only restriction is making sure we have time for everybody, and we’re finding that we have the ability to do that.” (Brad Pitt adds: “Yeaaahhh, we do things in extremes. But I’ve always embraced big changes, and this feels very natural. It’s just the most fun I’ve ever had.”)
Yeah the only restriction being that Brad is seriously backwards and Angie is actually taking care of five kids. I bet she with-held sex from him that night just to teach him a lesson about talking in public, but only after she gave him the speech about embarrassing her in front of other people. Brad is probably a handful, although not in the dirty way because we've all seen those nudes and there is no need to lie. Maybe he's a grower. Yeah, a grower and a shoe in for the lead in Riding the Bus With My Sister 2. Fuck knows there's going to be more shirtless scenes in that one. I am so glad there were no shirtless scenes in the original though. It is little things like that which make me continue to pray at night. I pray to Big Girls Don't Cry now though, since Fergie has a gift from god.
June 20th, 2007 at 7:05 pm
Brad is so pussy whipped….but then again, who wouldn’t be if they were bangin’ Angie…shit if I was bangin’ her I’d do whatever she said.
June 22nd, 2007 at 2:14 am
When you’re that good looking, I don’t care if you have an IQ of 80.