Big Fugs Don’t Cry.
June 22nd, 2007
Y HALLO THUR FURGIE.
Jesus christ she is scary as hell. I'm just saying if I woke up and that face was gawping away at me I'd immediately consider setting myself on fire in a panic. Since I'm beautiful I look good up until around the third degree of burning, so just as long as Fergie pees on me, which I'm assuming she will of course since It IS Fergie, then I should be A-OK! Thanks for worrying about me though, did you lose weight? I think you did! Good for you! Not you though Fergie. Sorry hun.
June 23rd, 2007 at 12:26 am
If you did wake up with her, it wouldn’t be that face you see. But that face without any makeup. And with morning breath. And probably hairy pits.