Weave Weight!
July 25th, 2007
Beyonce recently took the hardest goddamn fall i've ever seen on stage. Bitch was losing her shit to Ring the Alarm when she lost it and fell about 15 steps head first! Sources say her weave was trying to break free again and it bit her on the coochy causing her to spin and fall. The best thing is ho just got straight back up and started dancing like a crazy hippy again. She's pretty hot for this as you know if this was Christina Aguilera bitch would start crying on stage and call off the show. Hell i would cry on stage and probably piss myself. The only two sluts who would get back up would be Beyonce and Fergie, and even Fergie would pee a little but that's just normal for her.
Pat yo weave B!
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