Beyonce is about as classy as a Jerry Springer DVD Party and thats why she believes that her Sports Illustrated cover is what she calls “Classy” and “Iconic”

They called and they said they were doing a music issue and they said they didn’t know if I would be willing to wear the swimsuits. I said I would for Sports Illustrated because it’s so classy. My mother actually designed all of the swimsuits. We have a clothing line, House of Dereon, so that was a great launch for us.” The star was amazed the media didn’t figure out what she was doing adding, “I don’t know, they didn’t, it’s great. We were in Miami (Florida), it’s not like we were somewhere very far away. They’re iconic photographs, so I’m very happy.”

Beyonce is annoying. Look at the dumb ho trying to plug her House of Derrière crap. I bet she doesn’t talk about the baby animals they electrocute to fund her and her fat ass mothers fashion line in interviews, bitch is too busy trying to plug her CD and distance herself from her inner trash. Her mother scares me though for real, she is like Miranda Priestly except blacker. Who’s mother would design tiny slutty bikinis for their daughter to wear on the cover of a magazine? Beyonce’s mother! Thats who!

Okay i’d still hit it from both sides though. it IS Beyonce. What does Sports Illustrated have to do with Sports these days? Is showing your tits and ass a sport? Because if so Paris Hilton is a ten times Olympic Gold winner, and Tara Reid is the drunken bronze fool who falls off the podium and shows her tits.

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