Beyonce & Shakira are really quite hot.
February 28th, 2007So in an attempt to boost the sales of her album B’Day, aside from hawking it to every man, woman and child in the world through the power of hypnotic overpromotion and thrusting, Beyonce decided to take a page from Shakira’s book and record a duet…with Shakira. See when Shakira’s Oral Fixation Vol.2 was serving up mediocre sales, her label hooked her up with a duet with Wyclef, and Hips Don’t Lie became the biggest worldwide hit of the decade. Oral Fixation was re-released and sales went through the roof.
Beyonce and her trash ass parents obviously thought doing the same would do good things for her Bidet. They are so right! Beyonce is the hotness and even though the ho is really annoying I would hit it repeatedly. Shakira is hot too even though she sounds much like a goat. I mean I love Shakiras music and stuff, but just because shes from South America does not mean she is allowed to sound like a mountain goat. Actually it totally does I forgot all South Americans sound like mountain goats, my bad.
February 28th, 2007 at 10:41 pm
I think you need to do some research. Beyonce’s album is a success with or without a re release. Re releases don’t mean that your album is a failure. Look at Usher’s last cd, he sold 4 or 5 million then he re released it and it sold 2 or 3 more million but it was already a success.
March 2nd, 2007 at 11:23 pm
I was surprised how boring that video was. Shakira, you’re an attractive woman but writhing on a wall is not sexy to everyone.
Also, Deliman, time for you to do a piece on how Angelina is flying to Vietnam to adopt another baby so she can have one of each and complete her set.
May 8th, 2007 at 1:24 pm
WOW… OMG WHOEVER MAKES THESE POSTS WOULD HAVE TO BE LiKE THE MOST JEALOUS/ WORK-FROM-HOME / DESPERATE LOSER iN EXiSTENCE… REALLY.. i BET iTS A GUY… AND i BET HE’S GAY… iF iTS A CHiCK SHES PROBABLY AN UGLY FAT LESBiAN…. SHAKiRA AND BEYONCE ARE WAY HOTTER THAN U LOOOOOOOSSERRRR!!! LOLOLOL