Bennifer the Trilogy
September 22nd, 2007That's right people. you heard it from us first. Jennifer Aniston and Ben Affleck are an item. He's a big fan of rhyming his names with the girl's he dates. For example: Jen, Jen, Jen, and Gwyn. Speaking of Gwyn, Gwyneth Paltrow also used to date Brad Pitt, who I'm sure you all remember being married to Jennifer Aniston. We've got one heck of a love triangle working its angles through Hollywood.
Back to Bennifer III. They hooked up on the set of their new film together, He’s Just Not That Into You, which looks like a bad sign, but Jen A did meet her last major fling while filming The Breakup. She's not one to let a title get in the way. For example, the title of husband. Why bother? Angelina Jolie didn't let that title get in the way on numerous occasions and she always got the guy.
Sorry Jen A. We just can't let you do this to Jennifer Garner. She's been busy with filming and promoting and being just plain awesome. It's not right to set your claws into Ben while she's not there to defend her turf. Besides, I have the vaguest feeling that he's just not that into you. While titles may seem insignificant, you gotta remember, Jen A And Vince Vaughn did breakup and Mr. and Mrs. Smith did get married. Maybe Hollywood's trying to say something.
In the meantime, let's all judge her by the footage we caught and conveniently posted just below. Enjoy.
Oh right. That is all.
September 23rd, 2007 at 11:41 pm
Does the title “Fabulous” mean anything to you? Because that is what you are, Mrs. Chayae Vita.
September 25th, 2007 at 5:54 pm
i concur.
September 28th, 2007 at 2:10 pm
Aw thanks guys. However I have a small adjustment to that. Mrs. not necessary. My fabulous comes with a side of single.