Ben Affleck undersells his wife.
"Captivating", "Megawatt beauty", "Impeccable" . Those are some of the words that have been used to describe Jennifer Garner and her performance in the newly opened Cyrano de Bergerac. But when Ben Affleck was asked how he felt his wife did in the show he said.
"She Did fine."
Hmm. Somewhere along the line something went horribly wrong and a bastard whale sized critic got mixed up with Ben Affleck. You'd be forgiven for thinking that the New York Times was Garners husband, because it seems to know all the right things to say.
Certainly, Ben Affleck sitting down and having a few good lessons on how to please a lady from the New York Times would be entirely beneficial - because calling one of the most important performances in your wifes career "fine" might not be exactly the same as telling your wife you don't feel like sex for the next seven months because shes fat and your screwing the copy guy, but it will definitely have the same outcome.
We all know Jennifer Garner is too soft to make Ben Affleck sleep on the sofa for that one. And we also know that Ben Affleck probably meant to say she was incredible but just has too much ass on his face to think cohesively sometimes.
Edit: I guess a publicist called people or im a retarded blind donkey because this bit was added on the end of the article:
Of Garner's performance (which consists of rhyming couplets), Affleck, also 35, said, "I'm really impressed by her courage and her talent." Having now seen her in the role a few times, Affleck also says Garner "keeps impressing me, and I keep on loving it."
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