Awkward Pairings at Chanel
Dita: Mrs Beckham, it's daylight i do declare. Why wear such shielding eyewear in the absence of harsh sunlight?
Posh: Its how i roll. Heres a tanning salon number for you pet. You look like you need it.
Dita: NO UV LIGHT UNDER ANY CONDITION. IS THAT CLEAR? SUCH SUGGESTIONS WILL RESULT IN FETAL ABDUCTION AND WOMB PUNCTURE.
Posh: Wow, you have mah-jah issues there and i don't want to touch on that bag of crazy. Mah-jah.
Dita: As you wish Ms Beckham, woman of sun and melons.
Lily: AWRITE CLAWDYA. DO U NEED ME TO PISS ON A SHOE OR SUMMIT?
Claudia: I don't understand what these words mean. I have two shoes you know!
Lily: CLAWDYA U LOOK A LOT LIKE A MAN IN PUBLIC LIKE.
Claudia: Thank you I do the pilates.
Lily: DO U NOT GET IT I FINK UR A MINGAH.
Claudia: I think it's two miles or so. I came by Lufthansa.
Lily: U ARE A RIGHT PRICK CLAWDYA U KNOW DAT? IM GOING TO WRITE A SONG ABOUT YOU.
Claudia: No It gives Claudia a bad rash. Claudia does not use.
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